Even that he CAN'T be there?

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Our two thieves are handcuffed to their hospital beds and briefly interrogated by the police. Because there's no record of their existence. Except for Kyle Reese, who, according to his fingerprints, exists but... should be twelve years old. But then, another very old police officer arrives and yells that hoooo but I know them! In my youth, in 1984, I fought some kind of liquid robot in a clothing store and these people were there! They even abandoned me like a big shit with the robot, which, luckily, forgot to kill me!

But nobody cares. Even when he shows videos of their appearance on the highway, with lightning, energy balls, and co. Well, it's all so banal. Thanks for coming, sir! Ignored for the first time in 1984 by Kyle, Sarah, and a T-1000, now even his colleagues are ignoring him in 2017. Luckily, they cast a well-known actor for this major role.

Through various tricks, Sarah and Kyle manage to discreetly remove their handcuffs, while the police leave them alone: ​​they will soon be questioned by Homeland Security, since their highway explosion resembles terrorism. Although they lack beards. Especially Kyle.

Except that when the door opens, it's not Homeland Security that comes to question them, but...

… JOHN CONNOR!

"Hey guys! I came from the future to help you free yourselves! Quick, follow me!
" "But that's impossible! You must be a T-1000 trying to fool us!
" "How can I prove that's not the case?
" "Tell us something that only you, Sarah, and I could know!
" "Well, Kyle, we've all seen you traveling back in time, and I can attest to your micropeni-problem…
" "OKAY, HE'S ONE OF US, SARAH, WE CAN TRUST HIM NOW, SHUT UP."

And otherwise, doesn't that shock you more than that? For example, the fact that he comes from a future that didn't exist? Since to prove who he is, he tells Kyle things that they both experienced. Now, Kyle comes from a future where the war broke out in 1997. So knowing that the whole film is based on this unexplained story of an altered past that shifts the war to 2017, how buy phone number list can John Connor also come from a future where the war broke out in 1997? And incidentally: don't you want to ask him how he survived the attack of the killer robot if he did arrive from the same future for obscure reasons?

No? Doesn't anyone care?

Mercy.

"I'm telling you, Gégé! Who's always blowing things up? Who's burning cars and messing things up? People who come from another corner of space-time! I say, everyone go home and everyone will be happy."
So everyone goes to the hospital parking lot, when suddenly Grandpa arrives! He was late to the meeting place because his GPS broke, and is only joining his friends now, but who, above all, takes out a big shotgun and starts spraying John Connor, who flies off and collapses to the ground.

"Blimey!" Kyle exclaims. "Grandpa is a robot who infiltrated us years ago to kill John!"

Except no, you fucking idiot. Because John gets up, and his wounds regenerate as if he were made of some kind of metallic dust, or a Nokia 3310. In either case, he's devilishly resilient (ahem). So he starts sniggering: